Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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    The Secrets of a Fire King: Stories
    By Kim Edwards
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    Confession #1: I'm a Stalker

    I have a confession to make. I have this crush. It's not the ordinary crush that you would think any normal person would have. This crush is so full-blown that it has made me a stalker. Now, I know what you're thinking: why is being a stalker bad? There's nothing wrong with being creepy.

    I know. I don't think so either. But, there are others who have a different mindset. A stalker would make someone become a little uncomfortable. Maybe a little afraid for their safety.

    But it's not just one person I'm stalking. Oh, no, my stalking-ness is more than that. Other than the harassment of these said people, my stalking-ness is affecting my life to the point where I will waste pointless hours just staring at pictures, reading as much as I can about the target, reeling in as much details as possible.

    I'm stalking an entire group of people. And they don't even know it.

    And I'm just sitting here, hiding behind my computer screen, laughing at their ignorance. I'm safe from them, because there's nothing that they can do to make me go away.

    He-he-he...

    Do you want to know who it is? Do you really?... Because once you know, this knowledge will never be able to escape you. It might keep you awake at night, wondering how to make this stop. But it can't. If you want to be able to sleep at night without the nightmares, eat your food without fear of throwing it back up, don't read beyond this point.

    I'm stalking the Middle East.

    There it is ladies and gentlemen. I'm in love with the Middle East.

    Did I scare you?

    [ssshhhh... don't tell anyone...]

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